Tocino Longganisa – Satisfies Your Need to Feed

Just when I thought the Tonino Lamborghini branding fiasco couldn’t get any weirder, this popped up.

This was one of the winning entries in the Spoof Shirts / The T-Shirt Project Facebook design contest.

I’d love to have this shirt, is it for sale yet?

As a former Mad Magazine reader, I know that satire is protected by fair use laws, so I hope Mr. Tonino doesn’t bring these guys to court too.

The “Tocino Meets Feminine Napkin” Shot

One of the best things about cameraphones is when you see something weird, you can immediately capture it for posterity right there and then. My latest feat was seeing this headline in a tabloid, taking a photo with my Nokia, and sending it straight to Flickr via my account’s email gateway. From then on, it’s just a short hop and skip to my blog and subsequent Facebook glory.

I will refrain from elaborating the bizarre circumstances of this headline (I didn’t shoot much of the news item’s body text itself since the headline occupies most of the page), but I’ll leave it to your imagination to run wild. Keep the headline in mind the next time you’re at the meat section of the supermarket.